Members of the Southern Ontario "Skinheads" keep giving us gold. It's as if they can't help making fools of themselves.
The latest entry in our "Stooges" series is once again Brodie Walsh:
See the really poorly executed "WaL$H" tattoo on Brodie's forearm? Remember it because you'l be seeing it again very shortly.
Some time ago, Walsh was lamenting not having a woman in his life. He looked up, wished upon a star, and wrote on his Facebook profile:
Aryan Princess indeed Max, however we hope you'll excuse Brodie if he chooses not to take your advice. Last time you tried to meet up with an "Aryan Princess" for a casual sexual encounter you ended up walking into an ambush.
Still, we felt badly for Walsh. Or we just felt bad. This writer might have eaten a bad enchilada earlier in the day and will not go into the messy details. But we digress....
We were however pleased to see that Walsh's search for love might have actually resulted in success!
It looks like Walsh found himself his White Power girl. We bet she looked like this!
Er.... no. That's just Power Girl, and yes both the costume and proportions are ridiculous. Let's try this again:
There we go! That's how we imagine Walsh's girlfriend must look like.
We were all very excited to meet Brodie Walsh's new Aryan Princess, but alas we thought it unlikely that Walsh would introduce her to the world. Then.....
Hey! It's Brody! We can tell it's him by the poorly done "WaL$H" tattoo! And who is that he has his arm around?
Why, that MUST be his White Power girl!
Well, she's not quite what we expected. The purple hair sort of threw us off a bit, but hey, maybe she's more of a punk White Power girl? We're sure that's still acceptable to Walsh's fellow neo-Nazis in the SOS. When we see her face, we're certain she will possess the requisite Nordic featured required to date a member of the Master Race:
Uhm, Brodie, we hate to have to break this to you, but we don't think the young woman you had your arm around is a White Power girl.
Now, she is an attractive woman and she might be a lovely human being as well, but Brodie, you do know that neo-Nazis aren't supposed to date people of color, right? And if you claim that you aren't dating but are just friends, we're afraid that isn't acceptable to your SOS brethren either. We assume. Truth be told, the Southern Ontario "Skinheads" seem to be a rather confused lot.
Have you really thought this "White Power" association through? It seems that you are trying to straddle two very different and mutually exclusive world. In one of those worlds, you can continue to make shitty music. In the other, you pretty much give up being a member of the human species to be a bonehead.
Try as you might, you can't exist in both worlds.
But while you are deciding which world you want to be a part of, your bonehead brethren could very well decide for you.