5 April 2009

Richard Martin's Friends Aren't Happy: Part II

Inexplicably, Richard Martin's girlfriend/future baby moma Izzy has decided to subject herself to further ridicule:

AHAHAHA ya sure my fiances ugly?

ok, well he's the sweetest thing ever (if you're white and you're right)


and i will always look at him as the best thing that ever happened to me


if all you people weren't so fucking IGNORANT, and could open your eyes and see whats going to happen to the white race if whites keep breeding with other races. YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL TURN OUT GREY. i have pride to say im half belgian and half english. soon enought heritage will be too mixed to trace back, i like knowing who i am. you can't scare us with humiliation. people who really know us will believe us over you scum anyways...so i dont sweat it.
i just get a SHYTE load of laughs out of reading what you THINK you know about us


Ugh. Okay, why do they make this so easy?

Commence beatdown in 5

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AHAHAHA ya sure my fiances ugly?

Are you agreeing with us or asking us a question?

Yes, he's ugly. Very ugly. But don't let our word be the final word on the subject. We'll let our dear readers make the final judgment (Martin is the one in white next to Andrew Benson):

Ack! Sorry about that folks. Could we offer a suggestion Izzy? Unless you want Richard to be chased by pitchfork and torch wielding villagers, keep your boyfriend as far away from rural Germany as you possibly can.

ok, well he's the sweetest thing ever

Is that before or after committing acts of arson?

(if you're white and you're right)

And you're also hooked on phonics apparently. A shame it has yet to improve your spelling or grammar. Is it ironic that the average immigrant from the sub-continent speaks and writes better English than these paragons of the "Master Race"?

Like the sheep from Animal Farm, you are able to parrot White Nationalist rhetoric without a lot of deep thought ("Four legs good. Two legs baaaad").

and i will always look at him as the best thing that ever happened to me

Wow. That's depressing as hell.

if all you people weren't so fucking IGNORANT, and could open your eyes and see whats going to happen to the white race if whites keep breeding with other races.

We'll have children who look like Halle Berry and Lenny Kravitz? Score!

YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL TURN OUT GREY.

You mean like this kind of Grey?

Or how about like Jennifer Grey?

Mmmmm, dreamy.

Or could you mean Jean Grey?

i have pride

Sweetheart, look what you're currently dating and try to say that again with a straight face.

i like knowing who i am.


Yes. And what are you?

Trailer trash sans the trailer

you can't scare us with humiliation.

Well, that's good, because the object of humiliation isn't to frighten anyone. Really, the humiliation is an end unto itself.

people who really know us will believe us over you scum anyways...so i dont sweat it.

You do realize that you, Richard and your friends really aren't our target demographic, right?

i just get a SHYTE load of laughs out of reading what you THINK you know about us

Yes. Sort of like the geeky kid in high school laughs when the jocks embarrass him in front of the entire school by giving him a wedgie. He laughs too as a sort of defense mechanism. Then he goes home and cries into his pillow.

Please, oh god please, continue to send us messages Izzy.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What you "think you know"?

I'm pretty sure that Arson photo was proof of what you know about Richard Martin, but I guess even crazy racists can find love. Stupid, ignorant, racist love with bad grammar, but love nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Oh good gawd this is better than an episode of the daily soaps.

Thanks for the Kravitz photo. If that's gray, I'm never going...um...what rhymes with gray and would suit the "once you go black you'll never go back" cliche? Shit. I can't think of anything.

Anyway, I'd like to point out that "white" people have been prone to inbreeding throughout history, so the fact that Ms Izzy and Mr Martin are swapping sperm isn't such a shock. (See the Wikipedia entry on inbreeding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding#Inbreeding_in_humans) and pay special attention to the section on Royalty and Nobility.) What they do need to know is that a lack of genetic diversity leads to all kinds of nasty.

Exhibit A: The beauty of these two: http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/inbred.jpg

Do they not bear a striking resemblance to our dear Mr. Martin? I'll leave it to your dear readers to decide.

Have fun making white babies, Izzy. Hope it doesn't bite you in the ass with horribly disfigured teeth.

xo
A

AuntieFa said...

Bwahahahaha..... Rich is so ugly, it looks like somebody lit his face on fire and put it out with a cricket bat... Do I get bonus points for making a fire related joke? Proof that love really is blind...

(please feel free to use my name guys, these boneheads are about as frightening as a legless kitten)

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the entertainment. I never thought that responding to a racist's ranting with intelligence could be so humorous. Keep up the excellent work ARC!

Anonymous said...

One day, in a quieter moment - perhaps in reflecting on a gesture of kindness from a person of another race - her world will come crashing down around her. Let her be a hateful, sad wannabe neo Nazi for now. No amount of public ridicule will change her because she has no shame.

Obviously all these kids are sad, lost souls, probably the product of bad parenting, but they're going to cling to racism like a favorite band until the light-switch flips and they realize the hypocrisy and incredible shame behind what they've been going on about for so long. Education will change them, life will change them, but right now they've found something that makes them unique and they like it because how else can they be truly "different"?

Anonymous:

"Once you go gray, you never gon' stray"

"Once you go gray, you never go away"

Easy!!