4 March 2009

Richard Martin's Friends Aren't Happy

While Mr. Martin seems tickled pink to be included on this blog, it seems that some of his friends are somewhat less pleased. We received the following message from K.H. (pictured between Andrew Benson on the left and Richard Martin on the right) who appears to have returned to Toronto after an extended stay in New Brunswick:

honestly you fucking morons have no fucking lifes. you want to ruin other people's lifes and careers just because they have diffeent views. we don't have sites to targetyou and your little buddies because its childish and RIDICULES!!!!!!!! your lifes is us! you have nothing better and more important for you low lifes to do so you go outthere targeting people who are looking out for their race. most of you idiots are white its not like we're out to get your race. you're fucking scum, if I had the bullets and chance I would shot each and everyone of you scum bags. stop all the bullshit. if you want some sence knocked into your thick heads then fucking message me. I have facebook. fucking pieces of shit. you know shit al about any of us! FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR GAY Mr. CHE!!!!!! FUCK COMMUNISM!!!!! -K.H.

Well then. There's a great deal to address here. Why don't we take this semi-literate response apart sentence by sentence.

honestly you fucking morons have no fucking lifes.

Not true. We enjoy quilting, bird watching, and stamp collecting. Oh, we lead very rich and rewarding lives K.H. The excitement of it all! Why, just the other day, we thought we observed two Snowy Owls! On the same day! My, we were all in such a twitter that we could barely contain ourselves!

you want to ruin other people's lifes and careers just because they have diffeent views.

You do realize that arson and vandalism are not legitimate expressions of alternative points of view, right?

we don't have sites to targetyou and your little buddies because its childish and RIDICULES!!!!!!!!

Ridicule? We're afraid the only person opening themselves up to ridicule is yourself and your criminal friends. The word your blindly grasping for is "ridiculous." And actually there is a long history of racist groups "targeting" their opposition online.

your lifes is us!

Is that like all your base are belong to us?

And how about throwing in a capital letter or proper punctuation once in a while, you know, just for kicks?

you have nothing better and more important for you low lifes to do so you go outthere targeting people who are looking out for their race.

Ah yes, starting the flag on fire, breaking the store windows, vandalism and urinating on the door of the building sure struck a mighty blow for the cause of Aryan hegemony (psst, if you don't know what hegemony means, google it so you can sound smart when you use it during your next wine and cheese social with the other members of the P.T.A.).

most of you idiots are white its not like we're out to get your race.

Except that the Russian-Canadian owner of the store is white. Didn't seem to stop your friends there now did it? Besides that, thank you for admitting your side targets non-white with violence. We appreciate both your honesty and stupidity.

you're fucking scum, if I had the bullets and chance I would shot each and everyone of you scum bags.

Well that sure makes you sound rational and not at all bat fucking insane.

stop all the bullshit. if you want some sence knocked into your thick heads then fucking message me.

Hey, with an welcoming invitation like that, however could we refuse?

I have facebook.

We know. We've been there. Try to guess who we are. :)

you know shit al about any of us!

Now why would you go and bring Al into this. What did Al ever do to you?

FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR GAY Mr. CHE!!!!!! FUCK COMMUNISM!!!!!

And we finish with the ubiquitous communist accusation. It looks like K.H. saved all her capital letters for the last two sentences.

Thank you K.H. for the laugh and for continuing to do increasing harm any credibility your side could muster, which is now well into negative territory.

UPDATE 1: Looks like K.H. is back for more:

FUCK SCUM YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOME FUN

No thanks. You aren't our type, though you might have a chance in a port city. Being at sea for extended periods of time tends to skew the perceptions of sailors.

LETS DO THIS OK

Desperation doesn't become you deary. Have some dignity and stop throwing yourselves at us.

THIS IS THE WHITE POWER SKIN HEADS AND WE WILL WIN. HAIL HITLER

What is? "This" is pretty vague. Could you expand on your thesis?

UPDATE 2: Now Martin's little frau has offered her two cents:

ya, i cant believe you targeted my fiance and my friend.

And we can't believe he and Benson were stupid enough to have posted pictures of himself committing a criminal act so that makes us all even then.

thanks...ya this is izzy.

Good for you. Did you hope for some sort of a prize?

im a NAZI...

And we don't like Nazis very much.

leave us alone...and my hubby...

No. At least not until everyone who was involved in tormenting the store owner is in jail.

youre all fucking STUPID.

Damn. Could these idiots write in proper English? Perhaps we'll speak to her level for just one moment. Please indulge us readers:

we know yo r but what are wi you dumi.

Sorry. We just can't sink to this level. Looks like they'll have to pick up a thesaurus if they want to keep up with us.

i laugh at how you think youre amusing to the world

So do we! :)

....HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA

Hey! Finally she get it! Hahahahaha!!!!

...no.

No? :(

GET A LIFE.

Didn't you read about our rich lives of stamp collecting and quilting earlier?

cant wait til you post my pics dumb ass,

Sorry, but when we posted the pictures of your boyfriend, Benson, and K.H. we met our weekly quota of pasty and ugly. Maybe next week though?

cause hellllll im always involved,

Thank you. I'm sure the police will also wish to talk to you based on this admission.

ill molotov your asses.

You really should think before you write. Still we do appreciate the irony of you invoking the name of the Soviet foreign minister who's negotiations with the Western allies helped to ultimately defeat the Nazis. Thanks for that.

IZZY 88

Well we'll raise you an Austin 3:16! How'd you like them apples?

Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please keep writing us ladies. You an endless well of joy and mirth for us.

UPDATE 3: Well that just sucks. Looks like K.H. might not be 18. We received yet another semi-literate response from yet another mouth breather. Been there, done that. However this guy claimed that K.H. was still a minor. Did some checking and unfortunately there may be evidence to support the claim (she once listed her school and the class of 2010 on her Facebook profile it seems). Considering our policy, we had to redact K.H.'s full name. Such a pity.

18 comments:

Robert McBean. said...

Do you really collect stamps?

noonespecial200 said...

Yes, but merely collectors, though we like to think of ourselves as philatelist. ;)

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha. Let me be the first to put out that Kat does not represent anyone but herself. She is a very young girl with a head full of ideas, and hangs out with other very young hooligan thugs that uses violence as a form of intelligence.

Anonymous said...

Nazis are nothing more than a bunch of uneducted socially diplaced youth who are not capable of carrying on a conversation unless they throw f bombs and threats into it grow the hell up you little muffins and go do something positive for your race you make all white people look like idiots Canada has no place for your bs go duck march somewere else you are not welcome in our country just my 2 cents worth thank you

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. This is the best post ever.

Anonymous said...

man these kids are sooo socially unacceptable. but i hope this isnt that big story you promised, these kids are nobodies

noonespecial200 said...

No, it wasn't the punks that were the big story. We just posted the story however of Terry Tremaine being served with papers citing him with contempt of court. We knew it was in the works for some time but the papers hadn't been served at the time so we had to wait. In the mean time "The Globe and Mail" scooped our scoop. Live and learn.

Anonymous said...

I have been reading this site for a while and I would like to say this is by far the funniest thing I have read in a while. I just loved you rebuttals...

Keep up the good work...

TS

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ that Richard Martin bonehead is ugly!

Jagermeister88 said...

This Is Ridiculous! Please Kat And Izzy, Use a spell check and form proper sentances before arguing with these reds.

noonespecial200 said...

Hey, John Marleau has joined the discussion.

"Sentances" John? Wow, you can't even get THAT right. You people really are the gifts that keep on giving. The Energizer Bunnies of fatuousness.

You are all wonderful! Please, keep it coming!

Anonymous said...

I like how they actually think threatening people on the internet is going to somehow change the fact that their buddy had someone take pictures of him vandalizing a store.

They're stupid, but not nearly as stupid as John Marleau, who was on the pictured in the paper trying to assault somebody at last year's March 21 demo, but unfortunately the cops in Calgary are unwilling to charge their Nazi friends.

Anonymous said...

"Still we do appreciate the irony of you invoking the name of the Soviet foreign minister who's negotiations with the Western allies helped to ultimately defeat the Nazis. Thanks for that."

Hmm, that could use a bit more defense. Considering that his negotiations with the Nazis ultimately resulted in the defeat of Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Finland and that when he finally did get around to negotiating with the Western allies it resulted in Soviet domination of eastern Europe for almost half a century there is really no reason to lump him in with the "good guys". Molotov had just as much blood on his hands as Ribbentrop, if not more. If that diplomat deserved the death sentence at Nuremberg then he did too.
Outside of that though, these kids appear to be extremely pathetic. Why is there even this need to waste your time on them?

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHA ya sure my fiances ugly?

ok, well he's the sweetest thing ever (if you're white and you're right)

and i will always look at him as the best thing that ever happened to me

if all you people weren't so fucking IGNORANT, and could open your eyes and see whats going to happen to the white race if whites keep breeding with other races. YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL TURN OUT GREY. i have pride to say im half belgian and half english. soon enought heritage will be too mixed to trace back, i like knowing who i am. you can't scare us with humiliation. people who really know us will believe us over you scum anyways...so i dont sweat it.
i just get a SHYTE load of laughs out of reading what you THINK you know about us

Bryan said...

I love you. I really, really love you. Oh, it's not just for all the good anti-racist stuff. I mean, that's great and all. But also, I love you (*love* you) because you correct the grammar of dumb-ass neo-Nazis. Classic. :)

noonespecial200 said...

For those who would like to read our response to Izzy's second response to us, we invite you to take a gander at http://anti-racistcanada.blogspot.com/2009/04/richard-martins-friends-arent-happy.html

And thank you Bryan. A little intense, but we do appreciate the sentiments. :)

Anonymous said...

Silly twig like nazis.

GrammarNazi said...

These people aren't nazis. They're wayward children, refuse from the family unit, rebels against "Conformity." LOL

Please, don't insult me.

I really hate when people can't spell...