20 August 2014

Southern Ontario Skins: A Cast of Stooges Part VIII (Nail in the Coffin)

Members of the Southern Ontario "Skinheads" keep giving us gold. It's as if they can't help making fools of themselves.

The latest entry in our "Stooges" series is once again Brodie Walsh:


See the really poorly executed "WaL$H" tattoo on Brodie's forearm? Remember it because you'l be seeing it again very shortly.

Some time ago, Walsh was lamenting not having a woman in his life. He looked up, wished upon a star, and wrote on his Facebook profile:


Aryan Princess indeed Max, however we hope you'll excuse Brodie if he chooses not to take your advice. Last time you tried to meet up with an "Aryan Princess" for a casual sexual encounter you ended up walking into an ambush.

Still, we felt badly for Walsh. Or we just felt bad. This writer might have eaten a bad enchilada earlier in the day and will not go into the messy details. But we digress....

We were however pleased to see that Walsh's search for love might have actually resulted in success!


It looks like Walsh found himself his White Power girl. We bet she looked like this!


Er.... no. That's just Power Girl, and yes both the costume and proportions are ridiculous. Let's try this again:


There we go! That's how we imagine Walsh's girlfriend must look like.

We were all very excited to meet Brodie Walsh's new Aryan Princess, but alas we thought it unlikely that Walsh would introduce her to the world. Then.....


Hey! It's Brody! We can tell it's him by the poorly done "WaL$H" tattoo! And who is that he has his arm around?


Why, that MUST be his White Power girl! 

Well, she's not quite what we expected. The purple hair sort of threw us off a bit, but hey, maybe she's more of a punk White Power girl? We're sure that's still acceptable to Walsh's fellow neo-Nazis in the SOS. When we see her face, we're certain she will possess the requisite Nordic featured required to date a member of the Master Race:


Uhm, Brodie, we hate to have to break this to you, but we don't think the young woman you had your arm around is a White Power girl.

Now, she is an attractive woman and she might be a lovely human being as well, but Brodie, you do know that neo-Nazis aren't supposed to date people of color, right? And if you claim that you aren't dating but are just friends, we're afraid that isn't acceptable to your SOS brethren either. We assume. Truth be told, the Southern Ontario "Skinheads" seem to be a rather confused lot.

Have you really thought this "White Power" association through? It seems that you are trying to straddle two very different and mutually exclusive world. In one of those worlds, you can continue to make shitty music. In the other, you pretty much give up being a member of the human species to be a bonehead.

Try as you might, you can't exist in both worlds.

But while you are deciding which world you want to be a part of, your bonehead brethren could very well decide for you.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Pretty much the nail in the coffin. Crack Cocaine, Negro Punk Rawk chixs, E-Bikes.

What a laughing stock. Just fold that SOS Kr3w for the love of Hitler.

max hynes said...

brodie is out of the S.O.S, i fucking hate race traitors. i can deal with prior drug convictions but this is way over the line. That fucking piece of trash is out! He talked so much shit about how he was done with that life but i guess you can only go so far. that fucking goof is outof S.O.S!!!!

max hynes said...

brodie walsh is so stripped its not even funny!!

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure you guys fell for a 'trap' like it was set by the other crazy guy (the one with the weird beard) who recently attended a gay festival. With all the intellectual supremacy this guy powered into the world recently, I'm sure it was a set up for 'antis' to show who the real intolerant people are lol.

As long as they don't hurt others with their stupidity, I appreciate those SOS people for the entertainment.

Please continue coverage on this, I'm sure some 'comrades' won't be too happy with this!

Anonymous said...

well I'm sure they would claim only to sell drugs to non-whites and you might assume that a white power group wouldn't know many......maybe it will be profitable to have guys like Walsh around lol

Anonymous said...

Lol max you you dont listen. What the fuck do you expect when you can get a patch for next to nothin be a wigger and an openly admitted drug dealer?????? Use your fuckin head man. Should look at the rest of your membership trim the fat.

Anonymous said...

max your not fooling anyone. everyone could tell what type of person he was before. he was a race traitor before and that was ok? you just don't like it being publicly known what kind of crew you have going on.

Anonymous said...

Lol max he was a fuckin drug dealer! ... "slangin rocks gripping gloks killin cops makin gwap" lol.. white power... a few tattoos and a fuckin flag on the wall dont make you a nationalist. Once a wigger always a wigger. Thats what happens when its perfectly acceptable to be a drug dealer a rapper and a fuckin wigger as long as your crew can grow. Quantity over quality....no staying power and nothin but bullshit

Anonymous said...

Wonder what she is gonna think of the chicken scratch white power neck shoulder tattoos lol

Pete Cropper said...

Some u post as anonymous true pussys u are. See we don't hide like u guys do there are more and more of us coming up. It unreal

Anonymous said...

Not sure what is funnier
The article
or
The commentary

The entertainment never ends!

Anonymous said...

Jeremy Crawford has left quite a heartfelt love letter on Brodie's fb page.

Nostrils200 said...

Yes, he certainly did.

So, we have either two possibilities.

1. Hynes has decided to forgive Walsh's "racial indiscretion" in which case he's wishy washy and is inconsistent when it comes to discipline.

2. Crawford has taken it upon himself to speak on behalf of the SOS and making promises to Walsh without Hynes' knowledge, in which case his own members are going rogue proving that Hynes can't maintain order in his "crew."

Either way, it looks pretty bad for the SOS.

Anonymous said...

What? A slap & then a hug to make it all better is NOT your punishment? C'mon, Max... Enquiring minds want to know how you handle your boys. It all reflects on you, ya know? Or was Jeremy talking out of his ass? Back in my day, members knew their place & goverened themselves accordingly.

Anonymous said...

Hynes just fold SOS already it's over just deal with it White nationalism is not for u ur to dam stupid

Anonymous said...

SOS is just getting started brodie should take his slap like Crawford suggested though I doubt the rest of his brothers will ever think of him the same again maybe he can re earn some trust and make up for making uslook stupid either way they are writing stories about SOS for a reason cause they are number one in Canada for active resistance .

Anonymous said...

"dam stupid" Does that mean he doesn't understand the concept of a dam?

Nostrils200 said...

Yeah, it's just Brodie alone who makes you guys look stupid. Otherwise you'd be the bonehead equivalent of a MENSA chapter.

Anonymous said...

number one in Canada.....lmao! let me explain to you what goes on at this blog. they don't wright about you because of "all the good" you do, they try and show your "movement" to be the unorganized shit show that it is so that people out there can see it for what it is and possibly make an informed decision to avoid people like you. all sorts of people read this blog, other racists and people against it. the racists can see why your a joke and so can everyone else. all around no matter what side your on people can see that your crew is something to laugh at. they really only post shit that you all put out there. give your head a shake.

Tomasz Winnicki said...

Nostrils200/Nosferatu200, you should post (instead of censoring like you do most) our exchanges, like you did here http://anti-racistcanada.blogspot.ca/2013/06/know-your-place-misogyny-and-racism.html

I can see how you feel superior to the likes of Jeremy Crawford and enjoy making them look foolish, but against me you're not so mighty.

Nostrils200 said...

Oh yes Tom, we quake before your superior intellect. ;)

We understand that you don't believe this to be true, but you have done far more than we could ever do to make you look foolish.

Anonymous said...

That's weird beard guy I meant. This is getting better and better :)

Anonymous said...

Tomasz te bolond, és a szégyen, hogy a magyar nép

Nostrils200 said...

Well, he is a disgrace to be sure, but Tom is actually Polish, not Hungarian.

Tomasz Winnicki said...

Alright then, shall we continue? Perhaps on a more leveled footing, since you like equality and all.

Nostrils200 said...

If you start coming up with something original (and you stop parroting Linder, Pierce, etc) we'll consider it Tommy.

In the meantime, have you given thought about actually meeting people offline? You know, find a real friend perhaps? We understand that this is probably the closest thing you have to making a real human connection, but it ain't healthy. The history of misanthropic loners living in their mother's basements doesn't usually turn out so well for said misanthropic loner.

Might we suggest taking a stab at speed dating?

Jeremy Crawford said...

ALL U GUYS GOT IS YOUR MOUTHS YOUR TELEPHONE TOUGH GUYS IF YOU WERE TO RUN INTO ONE OF US YOU'D BE BACK PEDDLING AND DOING ANYTHING TO SAVE YOUR OWN ASS. YOU SEE WERE NOT LIKE THAT WE'ED DIE FOR OUR BROTHERS AND WE DONT JUST SIT BEHIND A COMPUTER AND RUN YOUR MOUTH WERE REAL AND WE ARE TOUGH AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT,OR PROOVE ME WRONG I'L MEET ANY OF YOU ANYWHERE ANY PLACE ANYTIME IM 240 PDS NOW AND WITH MY FIGHTING SKILLS FROM THE HUNDREDS OF FIGHTS IVE BEEN IN I BET I COULD SMASH THE HOLE A.R.A BYMYSELF. tAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOUR FUCKING LOSERS,YOUR THE PEOPLE THAT I PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL. LOOK AT THE HEADS ON YOU'S YOU ALL HAVE HEADS ON YOU LIKE A KICKED IN BIRDCAGE. AND FOR BRODIE, MAX CALLS THE SHOTS. i ALREADY TRIED TO TRICK HIM INTO...LETS JUST SAY I OWE HIM A COFFEE, GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHAT I SAY TO YOU, YOU NIGGER LOVING JEW BOY RATS. oH YEAH BY THE WAY I SAVED ALL THE EMAILS YOU SENT TO ME WHEN YOU POSED TO BE THE S.O.S. AND YOU DID SAY YOU WERE THE S.O.S NUMEROUS TIMES AMONG OTHER VERY USEFUL EMAILS. I'LL POST THEM ON THIS SITE CAUSE THATS HOW YOU GUYS FIGHT OVER THE COMPUTER,PHONE ETC AND WE CAN DO THAT TOO BUT IT SURE IS FUNNY HOW ANY OF US WOULD MEET UP WITH YOU AT THE DROP OF A DIME BUT YOUR FUCKING COWARDS. ANYWAYS TAKE THAT 12INCH PURPLE HEADED AFRICAN MILK SNAKE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LONG ENOUGH TO READ THIS. tO US YOUR JUST ALITTLE BUMP IN THE ROAD WERE ALREADY AT WAR ON THE STREETS AND WERE GROWING LIKE WILD FIRE BECAUSE WERE MEANT TO RULE THIS WORLD AND WILL AGAIN. jUST REMEMBER WE WERE SAILING SHIPS AD CONQUERING CONTINENTS WHILE NIG NOGS WERE SWINGING FROM VINES. sO THE BIG QUESTION IS WHY DO YOU WASTE YOURE TIME TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF US OH YEAH I FORGOT YOUR SPINELESS COWARD THAT DO TWO THINGS NUMBER 1 TRY TO BE TOUGH GUYS OVER THE COMPUTER,NUMBER 2 YOU SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND FAG OUT YOU FUCKING GOOFS. WHITE POWER 88 AND SIEG HEIL! hAIL S.O.S!!!!!!

Jeremy Crawford said...

HAIL S.O.S!!!!!WHITE POWER!!!!!!wHEN NOSTILS200 OR WHOEVER IT WAS THAT TRICKED ME INTO THINKING THEY WERE MEMBERS OF THE S.O.S THEY HAD NO IDEA WHO THERE FUCKING WITH DO SOME RESEARCH ON ME I RECENTLY GOT CAUGHT WITH AROUND 30 GUNS 1500 RDS OF AMMO CHECK INTO MY M.O I AM ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS SKINHEADS IN CANADA I DID 9 YRS IN THE PENITENTIARY AND WAS A MEMBER OF THE BROTHERHOOD IN THERE, THEN TO LEADING THE BROTHERHOOD. iVE BEEN A SKINHEAD SINCE I WAS 15 AND I HAVE TIES TO THE BIKERS THROUGH FAMILY. SO ANY WAYS MY HOLE BODY IS COVERED IN WHITE POWER TATTOOES AND HAVE BEEN THROUGH THICK AND THIN BEING A SKIN HEAD. FOR ONE ON ONE FIGHTS IVE ONLY LOST ONCE TO A HUNGARIAN. iVE GOT A KARATE BACKGROUND WITH ALL CANADIAN HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLING THEN TO BRAZILIAN JU-JITSU SO WQHAT IAM GETTING AT YOUVE MADE AN ENEMY THROUGH YOUR INTRAPMENT, SO IM CALLING ANY OF YOU OUT ANYWHERE ANY PLACE ANY TIME. i LIKE TO FIGHT!!!!!!!IL COME ALONE 1 ON 1 YUOU WERE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT SO YOUR THE ONE WHOS GOTTA FINISH IT DIDNT YOU THINK AND REALIZE THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES TO YOUR ACTIONS AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT ME IT ILL JUST MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD SO SHOW UP OR DONT EITHER WAY YOUR A FUCKING LOSER AND THE WORST PART IS YOUR PROBABLY WHITE YOU RACE TRAITOR. sO IF YOUR NOT GONNA MEET UP WITH ME YOUR A COWARD SO THEN STOP MAKING FUN OF THE S.O.S/
WHITE POWER

Anonymous said...

Wow Jeremy, if you have all the emails and they were impersinating a D-bag that's a heavy charge. you should take those emails to the cops. hahaha

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, Jeremy. I've taken the time to write you out a template for your next internet outrage, k?

Dear _____________,

A. Sir

B. Ma'am

Your blog sucks. I read your last post and you are ______________.

A. not funny

B. not heterosexual

C. overweight

D. skinny and frail

E. Both A and D

F. Both B and C

G. All of the Above

I hate you. Your blog is _______________.

A. second-rate shit

B. a third-rate shit

I hope you _________________.

A. drown in a lake

B. die in a fire

If I see you on the street I’ll probably _________________.

A. stare at you with a menacing look and hope that you notice my "white power tats". I'm covered in them, you know.

B. tell you how much I love your blog. <3

C. Other: ____________

Sincerely/You suck,

*Your name here* (That's YOU, Jeremy!)