UPDATE: Looks like Paulie decided to offer his $0.02.
First, leave it to a man like Paulie to complain that women have a day and then demand a full week for men.
Second, Paulie does realize these are illustrations. They aren't actually real women.
Third, real or not, we suspect none of these women, not a significant percentage of women, could imagine, "doing it" with Paulie either.
A good friend described Paulie as porcine. We do believe we might start to use that term in the future.