.... and wants a blanket, some warm milk, cookies (didn't get that piece of cake at Christmas, perhaps?) and a bed time story:
Shivering in the slammer
By Kyle Robert McKee, Calgary Herald
May 11, 2010
Re: "Chilly weather to continue," May 5.
I really hope your meteorologist with Environment Canada is correct about the temperature starting to rise. I am an inmate at the Calgary Remand Centre, where the heat has remained off over the past couple weeks of winter weather. Must be part of the rehabilitation: "Don't break the law -- you will freeze."
Kyle Robert McKee,
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As this letter isn't rife with grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors, we can only guess that the proof readers on the Calgary Herald staff earned their money on this one.
To the person who clued us in to this letter, thanks.