19 December 2008

The Magic is Over

Or at least it appears so for the time being.

Alicia Reckzin (the former ARA member known for her run-in with George Burdi which led to his assault conviction) and Kevin Goudreau, the neo-Nazi with the IQ of a fruit fly, have appeared to have broken up.

Yet another wonderful holiday surprise. Karma is a bitch, ain't it Alicia?

We wonder what the hell she was thinking in the first place. Goudreau is a racist, an idiot and ugly. Does he actually have any redeeming qualities? Perhaps he likes animals? Who knows? We also wonder how Reckzin feels now having betrayed her anti-racist friends for a peice of garbage?

Well, at least the breakup helps to explain the brains behind the scenes. Goudreau appears to be functionally illiterate. His website was a mess and messages he posted on Facebook were facinating in the way a car wreck is facinating. While he was dating Reckzin, many of his posted messages somehow improved. We always suspected Reckzin was proofing his writing. Also, Goudreau had been organizing a White Power concert to be held in Ottawa this weekend. Since we don't believe that Goudreau has the intellectual capacity to organize a lunch menu for more than one person, we suspected that Reckzin was organizing the concert. And while we have no proof of this, we do find what Goudreau posted as a profile update today to be circumstantial evidence supporting our conjecture:

Coinicidence? Maybe. We doubt it though.

By the time we print this article, Reckzin and Goudreau may be back together and broken up and back together again. However, in the meantime, we'd like to bask in the glow of their misery. They deserve it.

Merry Christmas everyone.

UPDATE: Four hours after breaking up, they're back together. or so it would seem.

Doesn't bode well for their long term stability as a couple, does it?

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