You Think We're Getting Under Their Skin? Boneheads Talk About the ARC Collective

Well, "talk" might not be an apt term. Cry, whine, bitch, drool, utter monosyllabic grunts, draw stick figures with big "x" marks over them.... these might all be more accurate.

First, we received a note from one of our fans who goes by the name "Scarborough":

anti racist canada is a joke all talk to action get all the imformation u need to do somthing and just dont i dont get the whole point of this you are all fucking morons last time u guys came to scarborough posting pics you fled like babys pull up your socks boys get a new game plan cuae youo are acomplishing absolutly nothing but invading privacy or people fucking communist pigs

It's Mike Gaio, isn't it? Come on! It's got to be Gaio!

Shall we dissect? Yes, we believe we shall:

anti racist canada is a joke

Naw, you want to hear a joke? Did you hear the one about the bonehead who was made to sit in a puddle and slap himself? You have? Well then, we won't repeat ourselves then.

all talk to action get all the imformation u need to do somthing and just dont

Except write exceptionally witty responses to witless boneheads.

i dont get the whole point of this

Ridicule. Fun at your expense. Feeling better about ourselves because no matter how shitty our day may have been, we can look here and thank every god or goddess in every pantheon that has ever or will ever exist that at least we aren't you. You know, just for kicks.

you are all fucking morons

We'll just wait to allow the irony of this statement sink in for a little while.

last time u guys came to scarborough posting pics you fled like babys

Was that before or after the puddle incident?

pull up your socks boys get a new game plan cuae youo are acomplishing absolutly nothing

Jesus, are you writing in Esperanto now? Can we buy a vowel Pat? Or at least rearrange the letters in a way that would at least approximate English?

but invading privacy or people fucking communist pigs

The only communist pigs we know of are featured in Animal Farm and, while we don't know that you do on your weekends, but we sure as hell wouldn't want to engage in unnatural congress with barn animals.... though it would seem that Izzy would.

Okay, enough of that.

On Stormfront, "Black Sonnen" (who is surely, definitely, not Natalie S. Nope, not her at all) has developed some very interesting theories about the ARC Collective:


So, we are a well funded team of elite ADL or JDL operatives, but no one pays any attention to us and for all our funding, we've opted to use a free blog service?

Let that bit of logic rattle around your brain for a while.

In Blood & Honour forum news, user "14aryan88" has had enough of us parasitic bastards. Ouch! That sort of hurt you big meanie!


User "14aryan88" goes by the name "aryan1488" on the Aryan Guard forums but his mama named him Bernie Miller.

So, remember that message you sent to us bragging that we'll never figure out who you are? How's that going for you Bernie?

Of course, we couldn't end this article without a grand finale, and who but the "Aryan God" himself will best be able to provide that to us. Seems that Kevin Goudreau didn't like our last article in which he was featured:


This is merely the most recent of his rants regarding the ARC Collective. And as entertaining as it is, it pales in comparison to some of his other rants during the last couple of days:


So Kevin is offering to meet gay men in dark alleys? Uhm, that's not really how it works Kevin? We spoke to our gay friends and they told us that's not an appropriate first date. Or any date for that matter. They suggest if you're interested in a guy, that you should find out what he's interested in. Take him to dinner or a movie. Share your inner feelings. They also told us that none of them are interested in anonymous sexual encounters with strangers in dark alleys, but, even if they were, you would certainly not be counted amongst those whom they would consider. You know, on account of you being bat fucking insane and all.

Oh, the name that was blacked out. That's the "Nazi Mom" of the Winnipeg child custody dispute again. Seems that Kevin has some unresolved issues with the "Nazi Mom" stemming from when he was stalking both her and Alicia Reckzin. He might also be upset that a conversation with her was recorded and posted by Bill Noble to YouTube so that all could bask in Kevin's Dec-like splendor.

In fact, Kevin is not through with "Nazi Mom" or Ms. Reckzin:


So to recap, Goudreau:

• Says were stroking his ego (in light of his dark alley reference, that takes on an altogether different, and decidedly creepy, connotation).
• Claims that we're increasing his membership, which could only mean that someone has stopped taking his anti-psychotic medication.
• Calls the "Nazi Mom" a pig and then intimates that someone will soon shoot her.
• Note that he has an infiltrator on his Facebook profile. Wow. The broken clock has finally gotten one right.

Did we mention that Goudreau and the "Nazi Mom" are friends with Paul Fromm?

Last, but certainly not least, the status update did result in perhaps the most ridiculous and unintentionally hilarious exchanges we've seen yet from Goudreau. In fact, we're trying to decide who is the most pathetic, Goudreau for his outrageous, transparent falsehoods or the person who seems to believe them. No commentary. Sit back, relax and enjoy:


How could we possibly follow that up?